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Ten April Fool’s pranks of 2009

Friday, April 3, 2009

April Fools’ Day pranks harmlessly pervaded worldwide again this year. Media outlets and internet sites have joined family, office workers, and friends to provide a wide variety of practical jokes. Ireland, France, and the United States celebrate April Fools all day, whereas a few countries celebrate jokes only until noon such as the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, and South Africa.

Car and Driver claimed that GM and Chrysler were ordered out of NASCAR by the White House by the end of 2009 in order to receive any more government loans. There are press releases about this short-lived prank which received controversial feedback.

The Swiss Tourism Board has announced that volunteers were desperately needed, The Association of Mountain Cleaners “makes sure that our holiday guests can always enjoy perfect mountains. Using brooms, brushes, water and muscle power, they clean the rocks of any bird droppings.”

This year Gmail produced a new autopilot feature for April 1, 2009 which can read your email and automatically respond to every message.

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BMW released its new Magnetic Tow Technology which allows your BMW to magnetically attach to the vehicle ahead of you. This enhanced technology allows the driver to remove their foot from the gas pedal and turn off the motor.

The Guardian proposed its move to Twitter, which would allow the newspaper to fit its article content into 140 character messages or “tweets”. Included in this venture was the archiving of past events reported by The Guardian, such as, “1927 OMG first successful transatlantic air flight wow, pretty cool! Boring day otherwise *sigh*”

Google’s technological break through for April Fool’s Day was CADIE, (Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity). By extracting internet search patterns combined with Brain Search, a part of CADIE technology, Google can now search your thoughts and memories.

Wikipedia even fooled Fox News who claimed that “every item on the home page of the user-generated site Wikipedia is fake. The featured Wikipedia article regaled the “Museum of Bad Art” in Boston.” However, each item on the main page was based on reality — even news articles such as NASA reports a shower of diamonds over the Republic of Sudan, which was based on a meteorite which passed over Sudan whose fragments did reveal diamonds upon discovery.

The Conficker Internet worm had been in the news warning of a worst case scenario when computers worldwide would be affected by the virus. Even the chief security adviser for Microsoft, Ed Gibson, didn’t want to make any predictions about what would happen. Experts just knew that it was set to go off on April 1. Several anomalous happenings were attributed to Conficker including Leroy “Mac” MacElrie who claimed to be the programmer of the Conficker worm and turned himself in to police.

Hotels.com ran an advertisement offering hotel room bookings on the moon which would be offered on European websites starting at £800 a night.

Qualcomm ingeniously revealed a new wireless networking technology called wireless convergence. Making use of the flight patterns of pigeons. They then use innovative solutions to converge the birds with wolves to protect the internal improvements.

Media outlets were not the only ones pulling pranks. Gaming websites across the internet Blizzard, Joystiq, and affiliates posted reviews and announcements of games with tongue in cheek. YouTube offered viewers a unique April Fool’s experience as videos were offered upside down. In Ireland, U2 fans received a U2opia concert on a shopping centre roof top concert rather than the real thing.

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Commercial Refrigeration Basics

Long ago our ancestors spent the winter harvesting ice to store in insulated caves so they would have ice all year round. During the warm months, they used this stored ice to preserve their food. This ice-block method of refrigeration was still being used at the beginning of the 20th century! Refrigeration has certainly come a long way in the past one hundred years, allowing commercial refrigeration to provide a variety of fruits and vegetables year-round.Think of all the varieties that are utilized today: transporting food from one country to another, keeping food fresh in restaurants and supermarkets, allowing foods to last much longer than if they were kept at room temperature, and bringing us a variety of foods that we’d otherwise be unable to eat since they wouldn’t survive the trip to the USA!The Process of Cyclic RefrigerationWithin the refrigerator are three parts crucial to the process of cyclic refrigeration. A compressor is used to apply pressure to the gas inside the refrigerator. As the pressure builds coils or heat-exchanging pipes allow the heat to dissipate and the gas turns back into a liquid. An expansion valve allows the liquid to travel back toward the compressor and begin the process over again.Cyclic refrigeration allows the chamber inside the refrigerator to remain cold all the time, no matter how hot it may be in your house. By using a refrigerant, a liquid that boils at an extremely low temperature (usually a mixture of ammonia which boils at -27 degrees F), the refrigerator box is surrounded and filled with air that’s been cooled by the evaporation of the boiling liquid.Types of Commercial RefrigerationSupermarkets are constantly in need of huge refrigerators to store foods like meat, dairy, and some fruits and vegetables. Many times supermarkets utilize display refrigerators that have no door. These refrigerators make it easy for customers to select products and load up their cart.Restaurants, churches, schools, and other large organizations often purchase huge refrigerators for their kitchens or cafeteria areas. Most of the time, these refrigerators look much the same as a homeowner’s refrigerator, but are two or three times bigger.Some of today’s homeowners are choosing commercial refrigeration options for their home. These larger units offer lots of storage space but take up about two times the amount of space that a regular refrigerator would need. One style that’s becoming popular is the reach in refrigerator unit. This option features two glass doors, which slide back and forth instead of doors that swing open.Sometimes food needs to be cooled incredibly fast in order to keep it fresh and avoid food poisoning situations. In these cases commercial refrigeration known as blast chillers are used. A blast chiller can drop the temperature of food from 21 degrees Celsius to -16 degrees Celsius in about an hour and a half.With the variety of commercial refrigeration options available today, you’ll have no trouble finding one that works for your new business or even your home!

Commonwealth Bank of Australia CEO apologies for financial planning scandal

Thursday, July 3, 2014

Ian Narev, the CEO of the Commonwealth Bank of Australia, this morning “unreservedly” apologised to clients who lost money in a scandal involving the bank’s financial planning services arm.

Last week, a Senate enquiry found financial advisers from the Commonwealth Bank had made high-risk investments of clients’ money without the clients’ permission, resulting in hundreds of millions of dollars lost. The Senate enquiry called for a Royal Commission into the bank, and the Australian Securities and Investments Commission (ASIC).

Mr Narev stated the bank’s performance in providing financial advice was “unacceptable”, and the bank was launching a scheme to compensate clients who lost money due to the planners’ actions.

In a statement Mr Narev said, “Poor advice provided by some of our advisers between 2003 and 2012 caused financial loss and distress and I am truly sorry for that. […] There have been changes in management, structure and culture. We have also invested in new systems, implemented new processes, enhanced adviser supervision and improved training.”

An investigation by Fairfax Media instigated the Senate inquiry into the Commonwealth Bank’s financial planning division and ASIC.

Whistleblower Jeff Morris, who reported the misconduct of the bank to ASIC six years ago, said in an article for The Sydney Morning Herald that neither the bank nor ASIC should be in control of the compensation program.

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Wikinews interviews U.S. Libertarian presidential candidate Wayne Allyn Root

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Wikinews held an exclusive interview with Wayne Allyn Root, one of the candidates for the Libertarian Party nomination for the 2008 U.S. presidential election.

Root is the founder and chairman of Winning Edge International Inc., a sports handicapping company based in Las Vegas, Nevada. In addition, he is an author and a television producer, as well as an on-screen personality both as host and guest on several talk shows.

Root, a long-time Republican, declared his candidacy for the Libertarian Party on May 4, 2007.

He says he is concerned about the qualities of many who run for president, and fears that they do not know the needs of American citizens. He also says that they cater to big businesses instead of small ones.

He has goals of limiting the federal government and believes that the US went into Iraq for wrong reasons. A strong supporter of the War on Terror, he feels that it was mishandled. He has conservative values and came from a blue collar family in New York. He graduated from Columbia University with fellow presidential hopeful Barack Obama in 1983.

Root believes that America is in trouble and hopes to change that if elected.

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Author of My Billion Year Contract reflects on life in elite Scientology group

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Wikinews interviewed author Nancy Many about her book My Billion Year Contract, and asked her about life working in the elite Scientology group known as the “Sea Org“. Many joined Scientology in the early 1970s, and after leaving in 1996 she later testified against the organization. Published in October, Many’s book has gone on to become one of the top selling new books on Scientology at Amazon.com.

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Rugged masculinity, Paul and Shark has long since earned its solid reputation as a leader in men’s fashions. Even when other design companies fall victim to the trends that didn’t take off, Paul and Shark remains true to those formulas that work, each time ensuring the season’s offerings are fresh, updated and purely inspirational – just what we’d expect from this iconic men’s clothing brand.

The Paul and Shark jumper is at its casual best when layered over any one of the Paul and Shark tee shirts and paired with denim or khaki trousers. Many of the designs incorporate buttons on the shoulders for added flair, full or quarter zips, and of course, there are many colors to choose from. Each detail is indicative of the quality of Paul and Shark.If you like the classic look of black or grey, be sure to take a look at the Paul & Shark quarter zip in black with concealable hoodie. With contrasting fabric across both shoulders and a stand up collar, this is made for adventure on land or sea. Another favorite is the crew neck Paul & Shark jumper with lana wool that encompasses the collar as well as the unique buttons along the left shoulder. Padded sleeves round out this great choice for men’s winter wear.Finally, the full zip Paul and Shark jumper is knitted from a revolutionary yarn that ensures its durability while keeping it easy to maintain as a machine washable sweater. Notice the sturdy zipper and pull which will surely serve you well for many winter seasons. Part of the Bretagne Collection, it’s the latest advance in the clothing industry as a whole.

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BDSM as business: An interview with the owners of a dungeon

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Torture proliferates American headlines today: whether its use is defensible in certain contexts and the morality of the practice. Wikinews reporter David Shankbone was curious about torture in American popular culture. This is the first of a two part series examining the BDSM business. This interview focuses on the owners of a dungeon, what they charge, what the clients are like and how they handle their needs.

When Shankbone rings the bell of “HC & Co.” he has no idea what to expect. A BDSM (Bondage Discipline Sadism Masochism) dungeon is a legal enterprise in New York City, and there are more than a few businesses that cater to a clientèle that wants an enema, a spanking, to be dressed like a baby or to wear women’s clothing. Shankbone went to find out what these businesses are like, who runs them, who works at them, and who frequents them. He spent three hours one night in what is considered one of the more upscale establishments in Manhattan, Rebecca’s Hidden Chamber, where according to The Village Voice, “you can take your girlfriend or wife, and have them treated with respect—unless they hope to be treated with something other than respect!”

When Shankbone arrived on the sixth floor of a midtown office building, the elevator opened up to a hallway where a smiling Rebecca greeted him. She is a beautiful forty-ish Long Island mother of three who is dressed in smart black pants and a black turtleneck that reaches up to her blond-streaked hair pulled back in a bushy ponytail. “Are you David Shankbone? We’re so excited to meet you!” she says, and leads him down the hall to a living room area with a sofa, a television playing an action-thriller, an open supply cabinet stocked with enema kits, and her husband Bill sitting at the computer trying to find where the re-release of Blade Runner is playing at the local theater. “I don’t like that movie,” says Rebecca.

Perhaps the most poignant moment came at the end of the night when Shankbone was waiting to be escorted out (to avoid running into a client). Rebecca came into the room and sat on the sofa. “You know, a lot of people out there would like to see me burn for what I do,” she says. Rebecca is a woman who has faced challenges in her life, and dealt with them the best she could given her circumstances. She sees herself as providing a service to people who have needs, no matter how debauched the outside world deems them. They sat talking mutual challenges they have faced and politics (she’s supporting Hillary); Rebecca reflected upon the irony that many of the people who supported the torture at Abu Ghraib would want her closed down. It was in this conversation that Shankbone saw that humanity can be found anywhere, including in places that appear on the surface to cater to the inhumanity some people in our society feel towards themselves, or others.

“The best way to describe it,” says Bill, “is if you had a kink, and you had a wife and you had two kids, and every time you had sex with your wife it just didn’t hit the nail on the head. What would you do about it? How would you handle it? You might go through life feeling unfulfilled. Or you might say, ‘No, my kink is I really need to dress in women’s clothing.’ We’re that outlet. We’re not the evil devil out here, plucking people off the street, keeping them chained up for days on end.”

Below is David Shankbone’s interview with Bill & Rebecca, owners of Rebecca’s Hidden Chamber, a BDSM dungeon.

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Cars big winner as 34th Annual Annie Awards handed out

Monday, February 12, 2007

Cars drove home the big prize last night, from the 34th Annual Annie Awards. The animation industry’s highest honor, ASIFA-Hollywood’s Annies recognise contributions to animation, writing, directing, storyboarding, voice acting, composing, and much more.

As mentioned, Pixar took home the big prize last night, after facing stiff competition from four other Happy Feet, Monster House, Open Season, and Over the Hedge.

But the biggest winner of the night didn’t get a “Best Animated Feature” nod at all. Flushed Away won five feature animation categories including Animated Effects (Scott Cegielski), Character Animation (Gabe Hordos), Production Design (Pierre-Olivier Vincent), Voice Acting (Sir Ian McKellan as Toad), Writing (Dick Clement, Ian La Frenais, Chris Lloyd, Joe Keenan, and Will Davies).

Over The Hedge won awards for Directing (Tim Johnson and Karey Kirkpatrick), Storyboarding (Gary Graham), and Character Design (Nicolas Marlet).

Of little surprise, Randy Newman won an Annie for Cars in the “Music in an Animated Feature Production” category. Newman has won many Oscars for his movie music, and has a nomination this year for the song “Our Town”. Newman didn’t attend the Annies, instead picking up a Grammy for “Best Song Written For Motion Picture, Television Or Other Visual Media”.

DisneyToon Studios’ Bambi II won “Best Home Entertainment Production”, while “Best Animated Short Subject” went to Blue Sky Studios’ No Time For Nuts, which is based on Ice Age.

“Best Animated Video Game” went to Flushed Away The Game, while a United Airlines ad named “Dragon” won a “Best Animated Television Commercial” Annie for DUCK Studios.

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Property Appraisals Are Important When Settling Estates

By Stephen A Daniels

Settling an estate after the death of a loved one is a complicated process, especially if there is any real property involved. Hiring the services of a professional real estate appraiser is an important and highly useful procedure that helps everyone involved, from the heirs of the estate to tax agencies, agree on a property’s value.

When an estate consists of real property of any kind, fair market value must be assessed for a variety of reasons. A property valuation must be determined when there are multiple heirs in order to equally divide its worth. Market value must also be assessed for tax purposes, and to determine the total value of the estate in order to assess inheritance tax liability, if applicable.

Perhaps one of the most beneficial uses of a property appraisal in an estate settlement, however, is that it takes all the emotion out of the assessment process and removes the possibility of speculation on the part of each heir. With official appraisal documents in hand, complete with detailed physical descriptions and comparable local property values, there is little room for conjecture or differing opinion on how much the property is really worth. Everyone is able to move on knowing they have engaged the services of a certified expert who has fairly and thoroughly considered and set forth the most accurate fair market value possible.

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Appraised values are not absolute. There can be unknown factors that can affect the appraised value. The recent recession has certainly demonstrated how quickly an appraised value can become obsolete or inaccurate, based on circumstances outside of the appraiser’s control. Nevertheless, most estate settlements do rely heavily on valuations returned by Estate appraisals.

Upon completion of the appraisal, the appraiser provides itemized documentation revealing the process of the value determination of the subject property, showing how the market value was calculated. Depending on the type of property being appraised and the purpose of the appraisal, there are several standard forms used in the industry.

Property appraisals are not an exact science. For the most part, property values are based on a set of variables, such as square footage, number of rooms, lot size, amenities, age of the property, etc. These variables are compared to other properties with similar statistics, that have been appraised recently, and values are adjusted for differences between the properties.

Appraisals are an important aspect of amiable, effective estate settlements. Because a professional appraiser is an impartial expert trained extensively in the field of property value assessment and has nothing to gain or lose in the final determination of value, he or she is a valuable asset to the heirs of any estate. There is even greater benefit in employing a local appraiser who is familiar with the surrounding area, the environment, and any other factors that may affect property value.

Knowledge, experience and impartiality provide the best tools to effect a fair, just determination of real estate value and estate settlement for the benefit of all parties involved. Hiring a real estate appraiser to make sure the estate’s real property is as correctly valued as possible can help give everyone who is involved peace of mind.

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On the campaign trail in the USA, August 2016

Friday, September 23, 2016

The following is the fourth edition of a monthly series chronicling the U.S. 2016 presidential election. It features original material compiled throughout the previous month after an overview of the month’s biggest stories.

In this month’s edition on the campaign trail: the vice presidential nominee of the Reform Party is revealed; those attacked in a high profile campaign speech respond; and Wikinews interviews an economist seeking the presidency a second time.

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